This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Oct 4, 201310 Reasons Why The Barefoot Contessa Is Better Than YouYou might as well just give up now.by Joey MastroCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. She only uses "good" ingredients. 2. Her signature phrase is trademarked. 3. She keeps an army of gay men on call at all times. 4. This is her kitchen, the one in the barn, that is: 5. She has the best parody account on Twitter. 6. Her fashionable, collar poppin', denim shirts are couture. Seriously. 7. She knows cooking is a sensual experience. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. She's Queen of the Food Network, as if you didn't already know that. 9. She's got Jeffrey. 10. She's filthy rich. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF In conclusion, Ina Garten wins life. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF