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    Things Dr Cox Cares As Little About As Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin Splitting

    I suppose I could riff a list of things I care as little about as another not so devastating celebrity split.

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    by JamieWalker

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    1. Low-carb diets

    2. Michael Moore

    3. Republican National Convention

    4. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah related products

    5. Hi-def TVs

    6. The Bush daughters

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    7. Wireless hotspots

    8. The O.C.

    9. The U.N.

    10. Recycling

    11. Getting Punk'd

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    12. Danny Gans

    13. The Latin Grammys

    14. The real Grammys

    15. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much

    16. The Yankees payroll

    17. All the red states

    18. All the blue states

    19. Every hybrid car

    20. Every talk show host

    21. Everything on the planet

    22. Everything in the solar system

    23. everything everything everything everything everything everything, everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions

    Oh...

    24. And Hugh Jackman.

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