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    23 Things I Wish My Intern Would Stop Asking Me

    Because real life isn't the cafeteria, sorority formals, or Communications 101.

    1. Hey, can I ask you a question?

    2. Can you take a look at my resume?

    3. When's lunch?

    4. Can you show me how to transfer a call again?

    5. Are these shorts work appropriate?

    6. How come you didn't come to the club for my birthday party Saturday night?

    7. How do I use excel?

    8. Can I leave early to go to happy hour with the other interns?

    9. I can't find that email, can you send it to me?

    10. Is that VP married?

    11. How's your day going?

    12. Is there a template for that?

    13. Do you need me to stay late tonight? Because I have dinner plans.

    14. Have you heard the new Katy Perry album?

    15. Do you have any additional direction on this?

    16. Where do I find that?

    17. I need two weeks off at Thanksgiving to go home, is that ok?

    18. Is there anything you need help with today?

    19. What did you think of my portfolio?

    20. Is there a reason I'm not going on this video shoot?

    21. Can I leave early Friday to get ready for my sorority formal?

    22. How do I get to your level?

    23. When will they tell me if I get hired?