1. Ever wondered where a horse gets its tail?
2. Is it a fledgling? Is it a jet? No, it's Specialman!
3. This 'Teletubby' telephone has seen some serious shit.
4. "My friends call me Robert. You call me... Robert too, I guess."
5. Yep. Doesn't look like a penis at all.
6. Harry Potter and the one pink hand.
7. Because the name Woody wasn't suggestive enough.
8. Iceberg-bot sold separately.
9. Repeat: This is not a dildo.
10. A throwback to the good ol' days when toys looked like they legitimately wanted to murder you in your sleep.
11. Because who doesn't want to role play airport security?
12. I saw the face of god and it was weeping.
13. Just put your lips together and blow.
14. 'Jolly'.
15. Re-live the teeth-pulling fun of the dentist with this drill 'n fill Play-Doh set.
16. "Please kill me."
17. And finally, Russian roulette. FOR KIDS.
