1.
The weather is pretty much guaranteed to be at its worst during your days off.
2.
You always end up choosing the slowest queue.
3.
You ALWAYS missing the bus by just a second or two and having to wait for the next one.
4.
And of all the spare seats on the bus, you're the first person new passengers end up sitting next to.
5.
Whenever you drop something it always lands in the worst damn possible place.
6.
As soon as you buy something it goes on sale the very next week.
7.
The only time you spill drink or drop food on your clothes is when you're wearing something new.
8.
The one day you're late for work is the day you're urgently needed for something.
9.
The times you actually need to stay awake are the only times when you actually feel tired.
10.
You wait in all day for a delivery and the courier calls during the only 10 minutes you can't fully hear the door.
11.
You never have an itchy nose until the moment your hands aren't available to itch it.
12.
If you lose something and buy a replacement, the original item always suddenly shows up in the most obvious place.
13.
When you're looking your worst, you just know you're going to randomly bump into someone you know.
14.
The sex scene of a movie always happens the moment when someone else enters the room.
15.
And when you pack away all your summer clothes, the sun comes out to play again for another few weeks.
16.
You've remembered your umbrella today? Enjoy a day full of sunshine.
17.
Oh, you've forgotten your umbrella? Here, have some rain.
