1. When he humbled us with his origins.
2. When he called out Sabrina on her godawful fashion choices.
3. When his ambitions put all ours to shame.
4. When his food philosophy was on point.
5. When he dropped mad truth bombs.
6. The time he dropped the beat.
7. And made sure you were listening.
8. The time he got all gangster.
9. When he didn't hold back.
10. When he burned down buildings with his sarcasm.
11. The time he was BFFs with Mother Teresa
12. When he was literally the realest pimp in the room.
13. But then upped his own game.
14. When he mastered bitchy resting face.
15. When he just did not give a fuck.
16. When he didn't let a lack of opposable thumbs get in his way.
17. The time he buried Sabrina's dating life.
18. When he took no shit from the kitchen.
19. When he partied like a king.
20. Then relaxed like a queen.
21. When he put down a whole generation.
22. When he channeled his inner Bond.
23. When he perfectly summed up an entire species.
24. And when he sat on his rightful throne.
