17 Tweeters Who 100% Need A Dictionary For Christmas

    Christmastime, missile toe and mould wine.

    1. This fresh-breathed pie eater.

    2. This lover of absurd Christmas decorations.

    3. This fungus drinker.

    4. This holiday enthusiast who's willing to sacrifice her body for the sake of the season.

    5. This person who's still waiting on an advent calendar.

    6. This lyrical gift-wrapper.

    7. This person who's about to ruin a nativity play.

    8. And this nativity scene lover who's perhaps just a little too ~naive~.

    9. This merry devil-worshipper.

    10. This fan of Joseph's wife.

    11. This confused Christmas tree decorator.

    12. And this person who's all about the balls.

    13. This festive scholar who's unsure what's pulling Santa's sleigh.

    14. This person who decorates to the nth degree.

    15. This overly jolly drinker.

    16. This person who plans on making Christmas a metaphysical affair.

    17. And finally, this adventurous food enthusiast.

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