Buzz·Posted on 22 Mar 201621 Larry David Lines From "Curb Your Enthusiasm" That Will Still Make You Laugh"I didn't want to do a stop and chat."by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When he ordered some coffee. 2. When the customer wasn't always right. 3. When he wasn't in the mood for small talk. 4. And when he tried to take small talk to the next stage. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. When he wanted a lie. 6. When he justified his actions. 7. When he summed up the kind of person who'd wear sunglasses indoors. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. When he perfectly summed up dating. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. When he explained why he holds onto his glass at parties. 10. When he defined a miracle. 11. When he noticed a fatal character flaw. 12. When he explained one of his pet peeves. 13. And when he wasn't joking. 14. When he wasn't in a smiling mood. 15. When he showed his artistic side. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. When he fucked up an apology. 17. When he was completely turned off. 18. When he had good intentions. 19. When he made plans. 20. When he ate the baby Jesus. 21. And when he was pretty…pretty…pretty…good. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF