Buzz·Posted on 30 Dec 201527 Picture-Perfect Tweets Guaranteed To Make Brits LaughA picture speaks 140 characters.by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Nick Stevenson @NickMixmag Oi satellite dish, what music you into, pal? 12:56 PM - 04 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Joe_Lewis' @_Joeelewis She looked in the mirror and said "I look FAB today" 12:36 PM - 01 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Chris Goode @beescope I've just had a great idea for a children's book. 11:29 AM - 08 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Twitflup @Twitflup Who you gonna call? 06:54 PM - 02 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Jenny Stevens @jenny_stevens Cat just chilling in Brockley Sainsbury's. Security tried to remove him. He sauntered straight back in. 11:15 AM - 11 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. IncrediblyRich @IncrediblyRich *spoons in heap after heap while staring the smug hipster barista directly in the eye* 11:15 AM - 06 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Glenn Moore @TheNewsAtGlenn I hate it when you try to buy a box of Sun-Maid raisins, but accidentally purchase Chairman Mao's Little Red Book. 06:48 PM - 29 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. k e e t @KeetPotato ed miliband: "any questions?" guy at the back: "SHOW US WHAT YOU'D LOOK LIKE USING A HUGE TOOTHBRUSH" 12:18 PM - 16 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Rick Burin @rickburin My new favourite thing is how Bungle looked in the first series of Rainbow. 10:56 PM - 01 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. LB @LucybelleH Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus 01:50 PM - 17 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Adam Hess @adamhess1 I like to leave origami on trains for people to find & keep but write insults in them that they'll never know about 02:49 PM - 23 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000 Finally. Somewhere to barbecue my Princess Leia effigy. 04:11 PM - 18 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Summer Ray @SummerRay Alright bus, no need to show off. 04:22 PM - 10 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ben @0point5twins Anti-smoking labels, 2027. 04:47 PM - 26 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Tim Brannigan @tim_brannigan If only bananas had robust, natural, bio-degradable packaging of their own. Some sort of peelable skin, perhaps. 04:40 PM - 06 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. sam @Saamlawrie Am fucking sick eh being treated like a mug 07:23 PM - 04 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Harry Myers @PeasOneDay Girl (dum dum dum dum) You'll be a 06:03 PM - 05 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Luke @LukeLessUnited Fuck watching the massive Champions League game. Let's have a look at some dogs. 07:31 PM - 01 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Annie Marron @voteforannie When your humous says something funny and you just think 11:20 AM - 18 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Jake Lambert @LittleLostLad A fun game to play, is to text a friend asking where they are, then text them as though you're telling someone else. 07:35 PM - 09 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Scotty @scottfish75 Remember when Prince Charles married the bully from Karate Kid? Ah memories. 03:54 PM - 15 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Mat @MatCro This trolley appears to be moving all by itself. 06:03 PM - 01 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Steve Anglesey @sanglesey Craig David's new material is increasingly dark 09:14 AM - 04 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. TV Cream @tvcream It's great how the Eggheads have now been given Gladiator-style names. 08:42 PM - 30 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Mike Allison @mikeallison67 Fell asleep in the taxi and none woke me up. Now I'm back at the taxi man's house in Stretford watching take me out 05:07 AM - 01 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. GoaT FacE ThrillA @EndhooS George: What's this? Nurse: Ultrasound machine George: Sounds cool Nurse: It's for looking at babies George: Sell it 11:17 AM - 25 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Andrew Blakeley @ABlakeley Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born. 03:30 PM - 04 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite