Buzz·Posted on 22 Aug 201521 Completely Unforgivable Acts Of Pizza VandalismWhat did pizza ever do to us?by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This improv method of heating a slice. 2. This attempt at making a carb free pizza. 3. This item of food that stretches the definition of pizza to its limit. 4. This visual proof of the importance of those mini table things. 5. Whatever the hell this horror is supposed to be. 6. This poor slice, transported home via bike after a night out drinking. 7. This overbaked disaster. 8. This rookie mistake. Ross MacLeod™ @rossmacleod_ You think me of all people would remember to take the polystyrene out from under the pizza. Dinners fucked 🍕 04:25 PM - 15 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. This curiously named pizza place. 10. This pizza sliced by someone who nee to go back to pizza slicing school. Katherine Bancroft @Katie_Bancroft Enjoying my 2 inch slice of pizza. # little slice of heaven # hungry howies # pizza fail 12:49 AM - 26 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. This bizarre mixing of toppings. 12. And this one, straight from Japan. 13. This sad, single, and lonely slice of pepperoni. 14. This pizza box that doesn't just want to chill and watch Netflix. 15. This fashion statement made by a guy who, let's face it, we've all been at some point. Roos @Imaginesof5SOS #Imagine michael being drunk: '' WHERES MY PIZZA'' You: ur drunk its un ur head'' Michael: '' WHO IS HEAD?'' 07:06 PM - 22 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. This attempt at pizza sculpting a cat. 17. This spectacular failure that takes failure to a whole new level we never knew existed. lauren ♡ @laurenjo92 Epic pizza cooking fail 😂😂😂 #oops 12:51 PM - 03 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. This unfair pepperoni distribution amongst the slices. View this photo on Instagram 19. This pizza turned into a N64 because of reasons unknown. 20. This slicing method that someone really deserves to go to prison for. 21. And finally this guy, who just can't pizza.