1. "All right?" – Hello.
2. "All right, butt?" – Hello, friend.
3. "He's a bit of a character." – He's a total dick.
4. "He's a little chopsy sometimes." – This person is a rude arsehole who needs to learn to keep their goddamn mouth shut.
5. "He knocks about with a funny crowd." – He's friends with a bunch of dicks.
6. "Where you to?" – Where the hell are you?
7. "I'm not going to lie to you." – I'm about to be brutally honest.
8. "I'm only saying." – Yes, that was brutally honest, but it 100% had to be said.
9. "No word of a lie." – I'm being as sincere as humanly possible.
10. "I'll be there now in a minute." – I'll be there at some completely unspecified time in the future.
11. "I'll be there now in a minute, just catching the bus." – I'll be there at some completely unspecified time in the far, far future.
12. "I'll be there now in a minute, just catching an Arriva train." – I may not get there at all.
13. "Thanks, drive." – Thank you for getting me to where I needed to be without crashing, driver of this bus.
14. "It's a bit cold out." – It's freezing outside but I'm still going to go out in just a T-shirt.
15. "It's picking with rain." – It's absolutely fucking pouring down.
16. "I'm not being funny." – What I'm about to say is completely serious.
17. "It's in the cwtch dan star." – I have no idea where this item you're looking for is, but it's probably in the cupboard full of trash under the stairs.
18. "Fair dos." – Fair enough.
19. "That's proper lush." – That's quite nice.
20. "… Innit." – The last part of my sentence was especially important.
21. "Want to grab a quick drink?" – Want to drink until one of us passes out?
22. "That place is well posh." – They charge over £3 a pint there.
23. "She's off her head!" – She's willing to pay over £3 a pint.
24. "That place is absolutely heaving." – There's at least a dozen people in here.
25. "How you keeping?" – What have you been up to since I saw you last?
26. "How's the missus?" – How's your girlfriend doing?
27. "They're from north Wales." – They're from somewhere north of the valleys.
28. "They're from south Wales." – They're from somewhere within the valleys.
29. "The M4 was a little busy." – I'm a dad who's just driven here and now I'm attempting small talk with you.
30. "I'm off to that foreign country." – I'm going to England.
31. "…like." – I'm just adding an extra word to this sentence for the sake of adding an extra word to this sentence.
32. "He's fuming." – He's angry.
33. "He's tamping." – He's really fucking angry.
34. "He's raging." – He's really, really fucking angry.
35. "Heat it in the popty ping." – Something literally no Welsh person has ever said. Ever.
36. "Ta'ra." – Goodbye.