1. You never know where they are.
2. And they never seem to communicate verbally with you.
The cat is currently not speaking to me.
3. They always seem to be busy.
4. They're always home late.
5. They start drinking more than usual.
6. But eating a lot less.
7. They never leave their phone lying about.
8. They're more tired than usual.
9. You regularly catch them doing something out of character.
I CAME HOME TO FIND MY CAT WITH A SOCK ON HIS HEAD WHAT
10. They start doing their own laundry.
11. They start getting jealous real easily.
12. They start bringing you gifts for no reason.
13. They no longer share your bed.
14. They suddenly start taking pride in their appearance.
My cat has a tie lol
15. Like starting to shave.
16. They unfriend you on Facebook.
17. They have no sense of guilt.
We are but servants to our cat overlord, #Wampa - she has no shame, no sense of propriety, no mercy. @EddieUtrata
18. Your cat goes to great lengths to ignore you.
19. Until finally they develop an extreme need for privacy.
