Buzz·Posted on 15 Oct 201524 Of The Most Motivational Celebrity Tweets Of All TimeWords to live by.by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Yoko Ono @yokoono Take your pants off before you fight. 04:00 PM - 08 May 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Piers Morgan @piersmorgan I want to die. 04:51 PM - 02 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Cher @cher Can anyone c me 08:49 PM - 15 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. kesha @KeshaRose remember that one time I drank my pee ? 04:42 AM - 22 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan Help 04:13 PM - 19 Aug 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Axl Rose @axlrose If I'm dead do I still have to pay taxes? 12:58 AM - 04 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Gary Busey @THEGaryBusey I am a cosmic crab. 02:05 PM - 30 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Tara Reid @TaraReid No sometimes 06:14 AM - 21 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash Do ants have dicks? 03:03 AM - 28 Mar 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Oprah Winfrey @Oprah @tpa@y#m##@nyhn 05:14 PM - 23 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jaden Smith @officialjaden If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society. 06:45 PM - 13 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. michael owen @themichaelowen Just ran over a rabbit. Devastated. 06:22 PM - 05 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Kris Jenner @KrisJenner I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me 08:46 PM - 06 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Jeremy Piven @jeremypiven Anytime u use a dildo to cushion your fall it's a win! 02:20 AM - 19 Aug 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Michael Caine @themichaelcaine Never look back you will trip over 07:45 PM - 07 Sep 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart Do you think I am hip? 09:36 PM - 17 Aug 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Larry King @kingsthings I've never been in a canoe. #Itsmy2cents 05:17 AM - 16 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Guy Fieri @GuyFieri Hey 04:33 AM - 23 Apr 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Nicole Richie @nicolerichie I'm, like, soooooo pretty 03:16 AM - 06 Sep 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. John Cleese @JohnCleese i am still alive 01:43 PM - 03 Dec 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Russell Crowe @russellcrowe I love Maps 04:08 PM - 23 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Tim Allen @ofctimallen Life feels unfair and obsurd. 08:13 PM - 18 Jan 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Justin Bieber @justinbieber sunday comes after saturday? weird 09:24 AM - 19 Mar 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Macklemore @macklemore 911...bush knocked down the towers 07:03 PM - 18 Sep 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite