1. When you start searching deep into the past to work out why you're currently single.
2. Your dating standards drastically drop.
3. And you're prepared to try and make anything work.
4. Sentience be damned.
5. Your internet search history becomes something to be deeply ashamed of.
6. Sharing a bed is no longer possible.
7. Or food.
8. And pretty much all of your food requires minimal effort anyway.
9. Besides, you rarely even eat at the table anymore.
10. Attending weddings becomes your worst nightmare.
11. As does pretty much any social event.
12. And you start hating on literally anything to do with romance.
13. Your friends keep trying to set you up on a date.
14. Netflix starts to know you a little too well.
15. You flinch at human contact.
16. You have an embarrassing number of dating apps on your phone.
17. Even advertisers have started picking up signals.
18. You forget how to talk to people you might be interested in.
19. Your call history paints a tragic picture.
20. And your emails don't look much better.
I wish Pizza Hut and dominos would stop trying to seduce me with texts and emails on a daily basis
21. Not even your text messages offer an escape route.
22. So you go to bizarre lengths to pick up your self-esteem.
