2. 2. Kanye mistakenly takes ecstasy. Spends all night dancing with Kanye.
3. 3. They spend an entire night whispering sweet kanyes into eachother’s ear.
5. 5. Kim modeled a new bootylicious bathingsuit, while Kanye self-tanned.
12. 12. Kanye has a panic attack after his straw punches all the way through his Capri-Sun.
It’s not OK! Stop telling me it’s OK!
14. 14. Kanye talks repeatedly about how he wants to adopt a pony.
We’ll name it “Kimye”.