10 Reasons The Wolf Of Wall Street Will Own You

This is why The Wolf Of Wall Street will always be better than you. Always.

1.

It will laugh in your face...and not care one damn bit.

2.

It has a ravenous bite that you won't want to screw with.

3.

It will celebrate excessively with booze, drugs and debauchery with every new scene.

4.

It's sexier than you'll ever be.

5.

It will tell you to shut the hell up.

6.

It has cooler friends than you.

7.

It will always make more money than you. A lot more.

8.

If you act up, it will school you publicly.

9.

It doesn't have a problem throwing away thousand dollar lobsters.

10.

At the end of the day, it's the baddest mamma jamma on the planet. No questions asked.