9. “Stand up straight so I can see how tall you are.”
How you want to respond: That’s more of a command than a question, really. Also no.
13. “Can you move? I can’t see.”
How you want to respond: This is legitimately unfortunate for you, but seeing as I can’t shrink on command there’s nothing I can do. Deal with it.
And the worst one of all…
- Venezuela is reporting hospitalizations and three deaths as the Zika virus, which is linked to birth defects, spreads.
- Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders clashed on immigration, Obama, and Kissinger (!) in Thursday's Democratic debate 🇺🇸
- And how well do you know what happened in the news this week? Take our quiz.