2. At least find something else to lean on…
3. 2. The Barefooter.
Really? If it wasn’t bad enough going foot commando, you are gonna put it up on the pole too?
4. 3. The Squeezer.
That one guy whose life is so incredibly important, waiting an extra 2 minutes is completely out of the question. He is getting on.
5. 4. The Intoxicated.
If you are travelling on the last train home, you are gonna have a bad time.
7. 5. The Seat Hogger.
One for me, one for my coat.
9. 7. The Selfish Leaner.
That’s okay, you just rest your cheeks on that pole why I struggle for balance over here.
11. 9. The Impatient Boarder.
You know that announcement ‘please let passengers off the train first’? Yeah, do that.
12. 10. The Fast Food Muncher.
I understand that people have got to eat, but does it really have to be a Kebab during rush hour?
15. 13. The Crazy.
16. 14. The One Blaring Music.
Oh, and don’t even think about playing something straight from your phone.
18. Unless you are going to do this:
19. 16. The Overly Affectionate Couple.
Let’s try and keep the PDA at home, OK?
20. But then again, you could always meet Mr. Right?
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