7 Places Feet Keep Showing Up When They Shouldn't

There are so many occurrences of barefooted behavior in American culture that seem nasty and inappropriate. Below find some of the most ridiculous places, where the foot's naked presence continues to persists.

1. Weddings

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Just because it's "your day" doesn't mean you get to flaunt those nasty puppy-poop-stompers everywhere.

2. Walmart

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Listen, I know going barefoot here is now like an American tradition. But it has to stop. Trust me people, I worked at Walmart in high school, and I saw more babies puke, raw chicken drop, and buggers flicked on those damn floors then my eyes could handle.

3. Planes

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So it's hour 3 on your international flight, when suddenly over Newfoundland you get a wretched whiff of that familiar fragrance. No, it isn't your ‘yummy’ Moroccan Meatballs. It’s a fucking foot. These assholes need to put their socks back on. And, while they’re at it tell them to turn down the volume on that nasty ‘The Lumineers’ song.

4. New York City

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To any sane human being, the words "the streets of New York" should conjure up feelings of filth. I mean, haven't we all accidentally kicked a rat while speed walking down 9th avenue at 1:00am? No? Well I fucking have. And this dumb-ass is walking barefoot down Bowery street. I repeat: BOWERY STREET.

5. University Bathrooms

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Okay so we all know popping 20 mil of Adderall and cramming for your multiple choice Public Speaking midterm can be life-threateningly difficult. But please, just DO wear your old navy flip-flops next time you decide to take a dump at the school library.

6. The Office

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Nope. No way. Not allowed. This is a work environment people. It is supposed to be slightly uncomfortable so that you don't fall asleep due to boredom. If I can't drink a beer at my desk, you can't go pedi-commando.

7. Dinner Parties

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Ew. Not only does this wine suck, but it also has a picture of a foot on every bottle. Want to be the ultimate worst guest? Show up to your next dinner party with one of these bottles o' vino and proceed to eat without your shoes on. Just think: what would Ina Garten say?