If you didn't catch Sharknado on TV and you're too busy with dumb stuff like work or visiting a sick relative, you might look like a total loser to your friends. So to avoid that embarrassment here is a list of insightful talking points to use when Sharknado inevitably comes up during conversation. (Full disclosure: I have not seen Sharknado either)
"The sharks behaved very realistically, but the tornado seemed a bit off."
"Easily Thunder Levin's best script since Mutant Vampire Zombies from the 'Hood!"
"The love story between the leads seemed very real and tragic in a time of crisis."
"The third decapitation was a little over the top."
"Zeiring nailed it. You can always count on Zeiring."
"Seriously, those sharks were so realistic. Are we sure those weren't real sharks?"
"Is it even possible for a tornado to hit the city of Los Angeles? Nevermind, I don't care".
Share This Article
