1.
You realize you're freakin' starving.
2.
But what do you actually want?
3.
You can't go to the sandwich place around the corner because they are cash only.
4.
Trying to decide what you're in the mood for, you start making up things that don't exist.
5.
You're super excited when you finally decide on something.
6.
...Only to realize you don't meet the minimum order requirement.
7.
Now you're going overboard and order enough food for dinner, second dinner, lunch, and a snack.
8.
But right before you click "Order" you see it'll take AT LEAST 45 MINUTES to get your food.
9.
So you go back and just order the quickest, cheapest thing in your delivery area.
10.
You keep violently hitting the refresh button in your email so you can make sure they have received your order.
11.
You're so hangry, you don't even understand what people are saying to you.
12.
You keep staring at the clock trying to force time to go faster.
13.
You call one minute past the estimated delivery time to see where your food is.
14.
When they tell you it should be there soon and you know they didn't even check.
15.
And then the doorbell finally rings!
16.
You run down the stairs and snatch the food out of the delivery guy's hand because he's taking too long to get to you.
17.
You experience the sweet satisfaction of finally putting food in your mouth.
