1. White Converse = Lace Thong
Especially when worn with leggings, jeggings, sorority logo sweat pants, and long ironic tube socks, white chucks mean a typically fuschia-toned lace thong
2. Toms = Girly Boy Shorts
Yes, you are giving a pair of shoes to a kid in need, but you are also giving a gift to the those around you, your selective ass cleavage.
3. Athletic Shoes (With Jeans) = Granny Panties
Captain Underpants called for his whitey tighties back.
4. Ballet Flats = Sensible Bikini
Party in the front, Business (Professional) in the back