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I don't understand people who love to exercise It's like they don't know how good it feels to just lay down all day.
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People are always telling me they get writing ideas at the gym. I don't understand; how do you think anything but "Exercise is terrible"?
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Doctor: What do you do for exercise? Me: I'm sorry I don't understand the question.
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I don't understand this whole "exercise" thing? You're missing so much TV!
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I don't understand how people can wake up and exercise at 6.. Like I don't even know my name right now
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I don't understand exercise because it's all "feel the burn" like that's a good thing.
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I don't understand why skinny people exercise. Like stop rubbing it in lol.
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I don't understand why this exercise thing isn't working? #whytorturemyself
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I don't understand yoga like how is sitting on a mat on the floor exercise but me sitting on my couch is just me being lazy?
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Me-"I don't understand how I gained weight" Dr.-"do u exercise?" Me-"is crying an exercise?" Dr."no" Me-"yes it is"
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I don't understand how people claim that exercise gives them endorphins...I get a rise in endorphins just looking at food and shot glasses.
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"i don't understand why people pay to go to the gym when its free not to exercise" #lovemyfamily
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i don't understand it when people say exercise feels good. no it does not
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I don't understand this exercise thing. I'm tired, hot, sweaty and without orgasm.
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I don't understand jumping rope for exercise. You can just jump without a rope and accomplish the EXACT same thing.
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I don't understand you people that eat healthy and exercise. Good for you, but I will never eat a salad and do yoga then feel happy after.
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I don't understand people who talk about aerobic exercise as if it were interesting. Do you want me to applaud your repetitive motions?
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I don't understand exercise. I mean really honey, if God wanted me to bend over, he would've put diamonds and a lil Jim Beam on the floor.
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Just got winded trying to get my shoes on, so you can't say I don't get ANY exercise.
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I just changed the sheets on a queen size bed, so don't tell me I don't get enough exercise.
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My wife thinks I don't get enough exercise so I'm thinking of growing a mustache.
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How do people exercise daily I don't get it like I did one push-up last year and my arms still ache
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I throw my weight around, jump to conclusions, stretch the truth, bend the rules and push my luck. Who says I don't get enough exercise.
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My wife says that I don't get enough exercise. I think not! I've just completed 150 push-ups.. over a period of five years.
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I don't understand how people can workout in sweatshirts & sweatpants. I'm over here in spanky shorts & a tank dying from heat stroke.
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I don't understand people who go workout just because they're bored like, go eat some chips
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I don't understand how people have time to workout. I barely have enough time for my three hour naps.
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I don't understand. I've been working out for a full week now and I'm still old, fat and weak. Where are the steroids dealers?
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"No I don't understand, I don't go to exercise"
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