I am the Omnipotent Poobah, Grand Maven of all that is media.
I speak the truth because IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m all-knowing and all-powerful! That Oz guy? Pure bush league.
I believe everyone has a right to be heard and others have a right to smite them if t...
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