Let Them Eat Old Twitter Cake

The suffering caused by elitist app settings became too much for twitter users to bear.

The day the music died...unless you adjust your settings

WTF? "Unless they follow me?" WE MUST TAKE THIS TO THE STREETS!

Twitter is ablaze with death and wanton destruction, it seems the internet could take no more of the abuse doled out by the tyrant of the free service that is twitter. You see the notifications setting on your mobile app may* have changed, and...wow this is hard to type...unless you change it back, you may just get notifications from people you follow.

BURN IT ALL DOWN

I know, you're desperately trying to reach out and tell the Biebs how desperately you support him and that he should not listen to the h8ters at all. And I know that if he doesn't get that message right now, he might just fall into a pit of despair with cocaine, hookers, and Vanilla Ice

But I promise, this isn't the end of the world, and I promise we can get through this together, we can. In fact, and I know this might be shocking, this may be a big hullabaloo about nothing. There is nothing in the latest twitter release notes to suggest that anything was changed at all.

And unlike the endless cycle of war our elected leaders seem to not be able to break, because not killing is not an option apparently, there is a way to fix this egregious malfeasance against your person. I want you to brace yourself, this is going to be a lot of work....take a deep breath and here we go:

1. App settings

2. Notifications

3. Set notifications for all mentions, or just from accounts you follow

THE HORROR

Damn, I really need to charge my battery...So let us all take off the tri-cornered hats, stop throwing our smartphones in the harbor, and take twice the dose of our legally prescribed sedatives. I quote a great poet when I say, "Life Goes On"