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Meet Britney Jean Spears
she's just a normal girl...
She goes to movie theaters
and karaoke bars
She loves the beach
and tried Yoga for exercise, because running is too big of a commitment
Her best friend is her iPhone
She sends embarrassing snapchats to her friends
Of course, she loves puppies...
...and candles
She has a really hard time waking up for her 9:10 class on Monday
and has trouble paying attention in English 101 because she's thinking about what she'll wear to the ABC party on friday
Not to mention she is barely managing a C+ in her Spanish 112
She loves green tea, because it's healthy..
...but she really loves Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza more
She can't go a day without Starbucks
...and goes into a severe depression when Pumpkin Spice Latte season is over
She still isn't completely over her high-school sweetheart
She tried a new hairstyle her sophomore year because she was trying to figure out who she really was
and has made a bad fashion decision
...or two
She spends 3 hours getting ready for the Roaring 20's themed fraternity social that she was invited too...
...only to look like this 3 hours later
She gets white girl wasted with her friends
...goes to the hottest bar on campus, ready to DANCE...
...has one too many vodka sodas...
...makes out with a random guy in the bathroom...
...ends up being "that girl" who grinds on the back wall of the bar...
...and drunkenly kissed her friend that is a girl, just once though
Every weekend, she begs her sober friend to take her to Taco Bell at 3 am for a cheesy gordita crush
...and it's the best day of her life when they say yes
She rocks the messy bun and sweats in public
...and in general just loves any normal, girly thing
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