Why Being A Server Is The Worst

Because Why?

Being a Server sucks.

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(Lawd Jesus, help me!)

The people are rude.

"What part of EXTRA pickles did you not comprehend?"

Awkward family arguments are... awkward.

Like...Awkward.

Awkies!

Those weird dads with their weird jokes and general weirdness?

Or worse... Creepin old men?

Those moms that are NEVER satisfied.

At least until after you've sacrificed your firstborn in the name of their happiness.

So, you go to the back and calmly shout:

You sneak into the freezer, enjoying your ONE moment of peace.

Don't get caught, don't get caught...

But then it's back to the grind.. That food ain't gonna walk itself to the table.

Don't forget to smile!

Ooops... Sorry about the mess.

You got that, right?

Like, really sorry.

You took orders, served, corrected orders, refilled drinks, and cleaned. All with a smile.

(So you think: My tip is gonna be awesome!)

Except.. Wait.

What?

WHAT?!?!

Just take a deep breath, yo.

$2.15/hour? WTF?

Go home, chill out.

There's always tomorrow, bro.