-No more Christmas music.
-More Christmas music!!!!!!!
-Does Michael Bublé hide out until December?
-At least they've stopped singing "Let it Go".
-Where is all the snow?
-Stop with the snow.
-Why haven't I moved to Hawaii?
- I need more money.
-Drinking hot chocolate will warm me up.
-I can't drink anymore hot chocolate.
- I need a new winter hobby.
-Did I buy everyone a gift that I needed to?
-I need more money.
-Are gift cards an acceptable gift?
- Wrapping gifts is so festive.
-They look so pretty under the tree.
-My fingers are bleeding.
-I hate paper cuts.
-Can I use glue if I run out of tape?
- I'll just hide the fact that I cut the wrapping paper too short.
- I probably should just put every gift in a bag.
-You can't even tell they're shoes when you put enough tissue paper on the top.
-Maybe I'll just give everyone cookies.
-Do I really want to share Christmas cookies?
- I'll just make the kinds I like for me and give the gross kinds to everyone else.
-Do I really want to make Christmas cookies?
-Can I afford to eat Christmas cookies?
- I should have gone to the gym a few more times.
- I'll just make that my New Year's Resolution
- Christmas is about eating good food.
- I need to go back to the mall.
- I should have done the Black Friday deals.
- ...or Cyber Monday.
-What really is Cyber Monday?
-Shopping online would have been easier.
-I've been searching for a parking space for 2 hours.
-I've dueled at least 10 cars for a space and lost.
-Now I'm parked in Siberia.
-It's too cold to walk.
- I need still more gifts.
- I really just want to avoid seeing people I know.
-Why do so many people have to be here?
- The oxygen is stuffy and uncomfortable.
-What is personal space?
- I hate department stores.
-Why do all the employees look out of the Christmas spirit?
-I bet the employees have heard "Jingle Bells" one too many times.
-No I don't want to smell your perfume.
-Maybe I do. I could quote "Elf".
-Probably not because you don't look happy to be working on a Friday at the mall.
-Look at that line to take a photo with Santa.
- Those kids look miserable.
-Did I really enjoy photos with Santa as a kid?
- I should look at old Christmas photos soon.
- I should find an adorable Christmas photo to Instagram.
- I could be like those viral kids opening presents.
- I could never be famous for opening gifts.
-Did I ever get coal?
- I could be adorably famous getting coal.
- Do you think parents ever actually gave kids coal?
- Should I ask for something or Christmas?
- I need a new phone case.
- No, I need more hot chocolate.
- Why is it still so cold?
- I have no money to move to Hawaii and my fingers are still full of paper cuts.
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