Response to Robyn Has Returned To Save Your Mood Again:
Uh oh…someone has raided the Toyah WIlcox wardrobe closet for their new look….
Response to Occupy Wall Street’s Final Implosion:
I think this sums it up nicely
Liam and Noel Gallagher.
Oh. My. GOD!
Who is the customer here? Who does he see buying this besides his rich fans? What I’m trying to say is that the vast majority of his ‘people’ are not shelling out $2600 on boxing shorts. I’m guessing that he’s trying to extend his brand by playing in a different market. If that’s the case, this is a failure. With a few exceptions, this is ‘big logo clothing’.
This is the ‘look at what I’m wearing!’ school of fashion.
That’s not fashion…its ‘me too’ and its sad.
They are going to college and they don’t have enough sense to know this is awful?
Quit school, grab a broom and GET OUT!!!
I’d like an extra helping of pretension with my cake…oh wait, no there’s plenty here. For Godsakes people…just get married. No themes…or exotic destination. Just get married and stop showing off how creative you think you are. You just come off as a show off and it highlights your bad taste and poor purchasing decisions. Yes, I’m speaking to you Ryan and Jessica. That ‘Barnyard Wedding’ was a craptastic day of drinking from Mason Jars and pretending like both of you are not from Van Nuys. I’m done now…thank you.
Wait…hold up now….does this mean that Dennis Rodman will move to North Korea? Can I help him pack?
I’ll make the time. No problem.
Does he need Donald Trump or Miley Cyrus to go with him?
Response to The Top 10 Saddest Episodes From Cartoons:
#7 I am amazed and love the way Adventure Time can be bat-shit crazy and then do something as touching as ‘I Remember You’.
Just lost my dad to Alzheimer’s…this hits home.
As an avid mountain biker and the neighbor of a young man left with brain damage after a short fall from his bike to the curb, I implore you to wear a helmet…no matter how short the ride.
Response to The Complicated Appeal Of Black Metal:
Have no idea nor do I care who he is…Its just nice to see Missy back with us.
She could have rapped with Justin Bieber and I would be fine with that.
Not one mention of Lumpy Space Princess?….oh no you deh-ant!!!
Disney movie + (Samuel L. Jackson photoshopped face + ‘motherfucker/ing’) = Not funny
Ladies and gentlemen, this perfect comment wins the internet.
Response to 9 Androgynous Clothing Labels You Should Know:
Yawn. Seen it before. Done much better.
Response to Amanda Bynes Hospitalized For Mental Evaluation After Starting A Fire On Some Woman’s Driveway:
Where are her parents? Is there nobody who loves her enough to step in? Uuggh…damn, I’d do it if I was closer.
I became conservator of my parents because they could no longer think rationally (dementia/alzheimers). Its not easy but its not that hard to get the process started. Britney Spears’ parents did it. This is so sad and it’s not going to end well.
Response to Things Atheist Guys Love:
Yeah, why don’t the narcissistic douche bags launch at Muslims, Buddhists or Hindus? Or would that mean an increased chance of getting their asses kicked?
Response to 30 Things People Love:
This kind post is why people hate you.
It’s like you’re not even trying any more….
You are so stupid it hurts.
#1 - Ummm….close.
(http://gawker.com/kidult-lashes-back-at-marc-jacobs-prompting-further-pro-586101660) In May 2012 Kidult spray painted ‘ART’ on the SOHO store. Jacobs put the photograph on a t-shirt and sold it for $686. Kidult, being an uninspired douche, painted the Paris store with $686 on Monday. The new 686 shirts will sell for $430. Marc Jacobs = 2 Kidult = 0
Response to Zayn Malik Eats Harry Styles’ Candy Thong:
Response to 18 Reasons To Love Dolores Park:
#19 - You can get your ear chewed off during a fight!
In April 10-20 of SF’s finest scuzbags got into a fight where someone got their ear CHEWED OFF. (http://tinyurl.com/l9jxs9a) The fight happened at ‘Tallboy Terrace’ so named because that’s where the filth like to drink their 40oz’s. More: http://tinyurl.com/mdpvyfl Please do not romanticize the park. It’s nice, but a good portion of the people there on weekends should be serving time.
We need to figure out how we can punish these menswear designers.
Prison time? Seize their assets? Public beatings?
Response to Did John Mayer Write A Song About Taylor Swift?:
Is it ok to dislike both of them equally? Because I do.
#17 This song. I have no explanation why I love this TMBG song so much…but its my favorite. Flood…Apollo 18…genius.
Are you people serious? You are defending this?
Here’s a thought:
Don’t want to talk to the stupid reporter? GO IN YOUR HOUSE YOU IDIOT! At 1:14 “….dumb white chick…’ For some reason this woman thinks its ok to throw rocks, wield a baseball bat and sic her dogs on people AND use race as an insult.
Toss this bitch in jail and charge her with a hate crime. The neighborhood would be better off without her and the family she is raising to be just like her.
Response to 18 Songs About How Record Labels Suck:
At the record company meeting
On their hands - a dead star
And oh, the plans they weave
And oh, the sickening greed At the record company party
On their hands - a dead star
The sycophantic slags all say :
“I knew him first, and I knew him well” Re-issue ! Re-package ! Re-package !
Re-evaluate the songs
Double-pack with a photograph
Extra Track (and a tacky badge)
Response to Megan Mullally And Nick Offerman Prove Why They Have The Sexiest And Most Supportive Marriage In Hollywood:
Umm…I’m a little in love with both of them.
Response to 9 Weird Disney Education And Propaganda Films:
If you ever visit San Francisco, I highly recommend a trip to the Disney Family Museum. (http://www.waltdisney.org/late-30s-mid-40s) They have a small exhibit on Disney propaganda and their foray in to moral boosting for the troops. Disney titties. Kind of shocking.
#19 Ok, I want to stop you there. Having been taken to a multitude of cafés, and even the odd Little Chef, for a ‘traditional breakfast fry up’ by my incredibly Scottish wife; I can say it’s exactly why people used to make fun of british food. Fatty, heavy and just gross.
A gold mesh sweatsuit…and she looks flawless.
Anyone else and we would be saying ‘do you own a mirror? Does anyone love you enough to say ‘don’t you leave the damn house wearing that!’?’…but no, Tilda owns it and serves it.
…Magic Mountain appears open while the fire continues to burn… They will keep that place open until flames lick at the feet of riders of the suspended roller-coaster. $7 cokes and $9 hot dogs are not going to sell themselves!!
China, you are doing it so right.
Response to Is The New Daft Punk Album Good Or Not?:
I get the feeling they are kind of ‘done’ being Daft Punk.
They are rebelling against EDM, electronics and the perception they think we have of them. From the press to the photo-shoots…there is something sad about it all. I don’t mean to wax poetic but I get the feeling they are saying ‘goodbye’. The album is awful. 8 years waiting and it kills me to dislike it this much.
Its like they regurgitated Chic, Bee Gees and Rose Royce albums and thought because it was DP we’d all be like ‘yeah, ok cool!’. I’m not because its not. What is sad is that they have been inspired by those bands but they haven’t done anything with it. The goal seems to sound just like them. Really? Why? I was so thrilled to hear Paul Williams was involved. HIs contribution to the album sounds like they were all high when they recorded it. Its a damn mess and they should all be ashamed. And “Giorgio by Moroder” the documentary track is not much better. This album with be their Stone Roses ‘Second Coming’
Response to Why John Galliano Just Can’t Bounce Back:
Of course other factors could very well have played into Parsons’ decision. What ever Tim says, I’m good with that.
Any other Dr. Who fans else see a similarity?
This is why we have the internet.
I LOVE Daft Punk…but this track is so ‘meh..’ It makes me sad.
Those lyrics…wow…so bad.
Response to The 11 Worst American Remakes Of British Shows:
I could shoot myself because I got a quicktime file with a good portion of the pilot (complete with time signature) from a friend. I was younger and stupid and erased it from my hard drive after one viewing because of some righteous indignation about it being so bad. Dumb! I know… It was truly awful. Gone was the drinking and smoking..replaced by Eddie consuming Nicorrette gum and coffee. No drugs. Just sad women trying to be young. So basically it stunk.
Ok…maybe I was right to erase it.
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