1. Didn't sleep in.
2. Went to work.
3. Had meetings.
4. Goofed around.
5. Got yelled at by the boss through a megaphone.
6. Felt dejected.
7. Went home and had a sad dinner of dry toast and water (again).
8. Decided it was time for a change.
9. Became a computer hacker.
10. Fucked it up and got lost in cyberspace.
11. But escaped through a computer screen.
12. And came back as a dog.
