1. Don't believe anyone who tells you Philippines is a great place to visit. It's a lie.
2. A big, fat, ugly-ass lie.
3. Take a look at this horrible, highly misshapen volcano.
4. Even close up, it's still mediocre as hell.
5. And this lake?! Who would ever want to see this rotten view?!
6. Seriously? The Philippines? You can do so much better.
7. Who actually thought planting rice on terraces was a good idea?
8. It's not like the beaches are any better.
9. Just look at this shit.
10. I'm pretty damn sure NO ONE IN THE WORLD would consider this a wonder of nature.
11. This beach needs at least nine Instagram filters to look decent.
12. And this lagoon? More like la-GONE.
13. YUCK.
14. Who would want to wake up to this view outside their window? NOT ME.
15. Plus, the streets are soooooo out of date. Ang baduy!
Vigan, Ilocos Sur.
16. And it's even more disgusting at night.
Vigan, Ilocos Sur.