"IDGAF." - Every Octopus Ever

The octopus is giving the honeybadger a serious run for its money for the title of world's most badass animal.

It's like they are the Jennifer Lawrence of the sea.

Look at these Mystique-like powers of camouflage.

You thought he was striped, didn't you...Fool.

They have some serious Tekken moves.

The blanket octopus literally tears the tentacles off the bodies of one of the most deadly jellyfish in the world, the Portuguese Man of War, and uses them as weapons. UM, beat that Ryu.

They are planting ideas in your head like Inception.

The mimic octopus pretends to be various different animals, such as the poisonous lion fish, to trick predators into keeping their distance. That is some Leonardo DiCaprio, spinning top stuff right there.

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You are a genius. Get out of my head.

And at the end of the day, after all that badassery, they could open a cold one if they wanted...

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because they can open jars (and have complex brains that scientists believe could eventually out evolve the human brain).

So pay a little respect next time you're at the aquarium.

Because these guys are kickin butt and taking names on the regular.