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Because you're the type of person who likes to take care of business.
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And has no problem multitasking.
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Because this week really got your goat.
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But that's OK, because you stay cool in uncool situations.
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And you know how to turn those uncool situations into opportunities.
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That's because you're innovative.
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And because, in your heart, you're an optimist.
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Because the force is strong with you.
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And you always listen to Lando.
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Because you're super good at physics.
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Because why should this snake have all the fun?
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Because everyone likes to smile.
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And you probably deserve more than one.
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Because you always go big.
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Or at least like to do things differently.
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Because no matter where you are it's beer o'clock.
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And you? You're a beerliever.
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Not to mention: super volcano.
So, cheers! You deserve it.
