Buzz·Posted on Jun 18, 201419 Reasons Not To Go To The Beach This SummerRhymes with "shmarks."by Isaac FitzgeraldBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Let's start by making sure we're all on the same page: View this video on YouTube youtube.com OK? OK. Let's begin: 1. Nope. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. No. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Mmmmm no. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Oh hell no! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Yea, no. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Oh, you're going to the beach? No. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Absolutely not. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. "Nope nope nope nope," say all the little fishies. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Noooooope. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Hahahahahahaha! No. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Even animated...NOPE. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Innocent, land-locked Slip 'N Slide? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Later, mermaid. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. A shark so ugly that even his momma is like "Nope!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Your trip to the beach this summer (a dramatization): Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. A big, flying nooooope! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Fuck this, no. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. In conclusion: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. Epilogue: Are you safe not at the beach? View this video on YouTube youtube.com Nooooope! Moving to Kansas. Bye!