6 Top Tinder Tips For Men (If You’re Over 65)

It’s hard finding love if you’re over 65. Speed dating is too fast, your friends only want to set you up with their pet dogs and the old ticker ain’t what it used to be. Thankfully bad grandpa Irving Zisman has tested the Tinder waters to find the best approach for hitting it off with the ladies on the internet. They love an older man. A much, much older man.

1. Pick a profile picture that shows off your best assets.

Nothing too raunchy, save that for the private photos. You can be creative with your age, just keep it believable.

2. Always mention your late spouse.

It’s a fine line - try not to sound too happy she’s no longer with us.

3. Bring up your grandchildren in conversation.

The ladies love little kids (says Irving). Make sure to show yours off, even if he annoys the hell out of you.

4. Tell them what you can offer.

Candy doesn’t count as a monetary transaction. Irving’s checked with the police.

5. Don’t be too forward with your approach.

If in doubt, subtly mention your manhood.

6. Show off your health.

Let them know they’ve got future prospects and blood still flows to all the right places.