27 Times Brock's Was The Thirstiest

A post dedicated to Pokemon's physical manifestation of "Thirst". Some people take "Gotta Catch Em' All" way too seriously.

1. Brock, when was the last time you got a girl's number?

"Bro, are you serious? I got hoes in different area codes!"

2. "I can't keep em' away from me!"

"Officer Jenny, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia, Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia. Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki, Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky, Cookie (met her at a Poke-ice cream parlor)....Tonya, Diane, Misty, and Carla. Marina, Selena, Katrina, Sabrina, Thirty Nurse Joys, LaToya, and Tina. Shelley, Bridget, Cathy, Rasheeda, Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita, Stacy, Tracie, Rohna, and Ronda, Donna, Yolanda, Tawana, and Wanda."

3. Wait.....but didn't you hook up with Jynx? lol

"That was one time, and I was drunk!"

4. But I could've sworn I saw you two at the mall last.....

"CHILL!"

5. "Yall don't think I got game? I got all the game!"

"watch this..........hold my cotton candy."

6. Bruh, let Nurse Joy live!

You do this LITERALLY in EVERY CITY!

7. Wait......Are you acting like a Meowth so she'll pick you up?!?

"Meowth!"

8. I'm so sorry, Nurse Joy! Don't mind him...

"Stop embarrassing me!"

9. Ok....so my friend is having a small pregame up the street. I'm gonna introduce you guys. Brock, please keep it cool!

Hey what's up! I brought some friends with me. This is my girl, Misty, and this is.....

"What's good Ma?"

10. *Brock stays thirsty in the background*

"You got me all Ma-choked up. I just might evolve to a Champ, Ma"

(Get it? Champ, Ma...Machamp.........(O_o)

11. "You wanna see my Onix?"

You're disgusting!

12. I'm so sorry! He's had WAY too much to drink.

Get away from her!

13. Bro, you have to stop! Women deserve to be treated with resp.......are you ignoring me?!?

"Dog, where the hos at? Are they up there?"

14. Did you really just get in a hot air balloon to creep on girls?

"If you don't stop blocking my Butterf****** view Butterfree! "

15. Don't you dare talk to Butterfree like that!......you're not even listening are you?

"There she is. Future Bae <3. Here I go!"

16. I CANNOT.

You are the thirstiest individual on the planet.

17. BRO! SHE CAN SEE YOU!

"DAT ASS!"

18. *face palm*

"Can I have your number! Can I have it? Can I have it?.....Your number...Can I have it?"

19. I can't. I won't.

...Did you even ask her her name first?!?

20. Tragic.

21. "How about now? You like that Baby?"

UGHHHHHHHHH!

22. "Can I hit you up on Facebook?!? What's your Instagram?!? Slide in your DMs like..."

BRUH!

23. WTF! Let's all just stay calm!

OK, she was pretty mean.

24. It's cool Bro. You'll find that special girl one day.

......but let's not be dramatic.

25. Wow! You got over that pretty quickly. Great to see you staying positive! :)

Wait.....Why are you wearing that?

26. Bro, I'm not doing this again. Brock......Brock!

I know you hear me! Wait....that's NOT a girl.....bruh, stop.....Bruh!

27. BRUH!!!!!!!

GET OFF SUDOWOODO!!!