1. I remember my first time going on a date on Tinder
I started tindering half way through the date. I managed to land a date with a new and hotter tinder match.
2. I remember my first time skipping class
Skipped english class. While walking around, I ran into my teacher at the end of the hallway. We make eye contact for a few seconds, he turns 90 degrees and just walks away. Didn't get into trouble.
3. I remember my first time having sex
I started clicking with a girl at a high school house party. She was grade below me and was an exchange student from Germany. We we were both drunk and went upstairs into the master bedroom of the house. It only lasted two minutes, but I it was a memorable sexual exchange with an "exchange student".
4. I remember my first time drinking
I was 15, Halloween night. Me and all my best friends decided to get drunk. Didnt realize how much it took to get drunk nor did i realize the booze i stole from my parents was moonshine. We got so drunk, one of my friends lost her phone ( it was right in front of her) and started crying. I was yelling at people and getting candy. It was the first time i also kissed a girl. IT was an awesome night. My best friends mom drove our drunk asses home didnt tell our parents and when i got home i ate a steak and woke up with a killer hang over.
5. I remember my first time when I made someone else cry
In kindergarten we were paired randomly to draw each other. So my partner was a boy and I drew boobs on him.... lol. So he cried and told the teacher, and I ended up getting into trouble.