1.
A new movie is coming out!
2.
You invite your friends immediately because you KNOW everyone is seeing this movie this weekend.
3.
No one can see it on the day or at the time you picked.
4.
The friend who can't make it invariably finds time to still see it that weekend with someone else.
5.
You buy the tickets in advance to avoid lines.
6.
There's still a long line at the online ticket kiosk.
7.
You get in an even longer line for the concessions, which cost more than your ticket.
8.
Your friends will not actually pay you back for the concessions they told you to get them.
9.
You'll finish your snack before the movie even starts.
10.
Someone will laugh during a horrible trailer and you’ll feel sorry for all of humanity.
11.
You glare at the people still on their phones as the previews end.
12.
During the movie, there will be someone who can’t hear and has to have someone narrate events for them.
13.
Someone comes in late and walks in front of you.
14.
Even if you like kids, you WILL wish there were adults only screenings of kids movies.
16.
You'll hold in your pee from drinking a large soda, because the movie is almost over and you don't wanna miss anything.
17.
Someone will try and make jokes at the screen during the movie.
18.
While you're enjoying the ending, someone explains it loudly to their idiot friend who doesn't get it.
19.
Five seconds after the credits roll, a friend will turn to you and immediately ask, "WHAT DID YOU THINK?"
