Ranking Michelle Pfeiffer's 10 Best Ice Cold Looks

Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson pay homage to her in "Uptown Funk." As should we all.

In the new Bruno Mars-sung single by Mark Ronson, Bruno kicks things off with an ode to Michelle Pfieffer's ice cold looks:

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I ranked the only looks he could possibly be referring to in "Uptown Funk," so press play and listen while you read:

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10. That Tim Burton done pulled me into a flop movie with Johnny Depp?

Warner Bros.

Dark Shadows (2012)

9. Not letting that bitch John Malkovich play her like a fool.

Warner Bros.

Dangerous Liaisons (1988)

8. Playing a racist but looking flawless so take that white ladies from The Help.

New Line Cinema

Hairspray (2007)

7. Putting a dent in Mercedes Ruehel.

Orion Pictures

Married to the Mob (1988)

6. Greeting wolfs and shit outside castles.

Warner Bros.

Ladyhawke (1985)

5. Putting a spell on the local thots.

Warner Bros.

The Witches of Eastwick (1987)

4. Zero time for Al Pacino's shit on the dance floor to the thumping beats of Giorgio Moroder.

Universal Pictures

Scarface (1983)

3. Trying to trim her rose bushes while Harrison Ford is bringing ghosts and shit in her house.

20th Century Fox

What Lies Beneath (2000)

2. Pussy on fleek.

Warner Bros.

Batman Returns (1992)

1. Not asking for a slightly chilled rider, she wants a fucking COOL. RIDER.

Paramount Pictures

Grease 2 (1982)