If Iggy Azalea's Song "Fancy" Was About Papa John's

    One less Papa without ya.

    Hit play on the "Fancy" instrumental, then read:

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    First things first, Imma order

    On Grand Hustle's card and make T.I. bill it

    And I get it from Papa Johnny's

    He can hold you down, like you just baked some DiGiornio's

    You should want a pizza like this

    Delivery or pick it up at the store

    Extra cheese, cup of parm, garlic sticks

    Hurry fast for somethin' worth a half a ticket for the tip

    Eating all my pizza straight, never toppings

    Mary-Kate like we bringin' '95 back

    Bring the box in, where my slice at?

    Grease and cheese drippin', you should taste that

    I'm so hungry!

    You already know!

    I just got real high!

    And I could eat everything in sight!

    I'm so hungry!

    Wanna taste that gold!

    The crisp, flaky crust nom nom nom nom nom nom

    . @PapaJohns was my favorite pizza but the drivers they use give out your personal phone number to their family members.

    Delivery boy, don't do this, I thought that, you knew this

    Can't stand no haters and honest, the truth is

    That you saw my number, you spoke it, departed

    You told your family, now I can't use iMessage

    Because these strangers they call, I see incoming, decline

    And swear I loved John's so much that this betrayal's a crime

    Won't get my money next time, strangers keep calling, decline

    Now I gotta go change my number, gotta stay on my grind

    Now tell me, who that, who that?

    That do that, do that?

    Give your personal info out, I thought you knew that, knew that

    I be that I-G-G-Y, a loyal customer

    No longer ordering, I'm up in here with some complaints to throw

    You wouldn't expect the supervisor to say "don't worry! His mom has spoken with him!"

    I was hungry!

    You already knew!

    I wanted pizza!

    Not to wake up to a nightmare!

    I was hungry!

    Who could be so bold?

    To give my number, that's a real low blow-ow

    Trash Papa John's

    Let's drag them on social media

    Make the phone call

    Speaking to a manager is what I want

    Keep on waiting on hold

    No one answering, they don't give a fuck

    Rap star, but I'm still human

    Rap blogs, other sites, you don't get to shame

    Who'd that, who'd that, to I-G-G-Y?

    Why do that, do that, to I-G-G-Y?

    Loved Papa, loved pizza, now I-C-R-Y

    I want answers @papajohns why is customer confidentiality a joke to your company?