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Which '90s Bitch Are You?

There’s not a bastard in this town you haven’t fired for being pathetic in the boardroom, bedroom, or both. When people mess with you they’re left with nothing but that proverbial wish — that they’d never been born.

Amanda Woodward from "Melrose Place"

You turn heads when you strut into a room because you rule the damn school. If you accidentally kill your best friend, so what? You're not going down for that shit.

Courtney Alice Shayne from "Jawbreaker"

You’re fabulous! Everyone wants to be you, everyone wants to be with you, and people routinely go into cardiac arrest when they see how fashionable you are. You don't think you're a bitch, but you say what’s on your mind and the people who can’t handle it probably can’t afford to shop with you anyway.

Hilary Banks from "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"

You tell yourself you do it all for love, but your ends never justify your means. You feel as if you’ll never truly get the fairy-tale ending you deserve unless you grab life by the horns. You’ll destroy lives, and even coerce someone into breaking their vows with God to get what you want.

Kristen DiMera from "Days of Our Lives"

You're nobody's second fiddle. You might be Cher's best friend, but you've got the best fashion sense and the best one-liners. You'll rule the world eventually and run over all bitches wearing polyester hair.

Dionne Davenport from "Clueless"

Some people might call you evil, but you know who never would? Satan. And that's why you worship the dark arts and punish lesser bitches with wicked spells. If looking good in black makes you a bitch, then so be it.

Nancy Downs from "The Craft"

Everyone sees you as a good girl, but sometimes your bad side comes out. You hate losing and that always gets you into trouble. Plus, when you finally DO cut loose, you always take things way too far. Oh, Brenda.

Brenda Walsh from "Beverly Hills, 90210"

Nobody ever has any respect and it pisses you off. You're the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side and you hate it, but someone has to be the perfect paragon of high society and it might as well be you. When morons get you down or don't please you in bed, you look to God for a little guidance. God being the cocaine-filled crucifix you keep hanging from your neck at all times.

Kathryn Merteuil from "Cruel Intentions"

If only people could see your inner pain, they'd realize why you're a bitch. Actually, you're still a bitch to people even when they _do_ know your inner pain. But at least you look fabulous doing it and sometimes help save the world and stuff.

Cordelia Chase from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

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