But then, something troubling happened. I attended the VMAs and was fully prepared to skip Macklemore's new single "Downtown"* to get drinks at the concession stand, when this happened:
Macklemore was smiling and doing dance moves from Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo and DEAR GOD I ENJOYED IT.
Then the worst thing ever happened that night:
And I did not find support:
My mentions were destroyed:
BUT I COULDN'T HELP IT. LOOK AT THIS GENTLY RESTING CHERUB.
LOOK HOW CUTE HIS DANCING IS.
LOOK AT HIM CRASHING RIGHT INTO MY HEART.
I think I've watched this video over 70 times in less than 48 hours.
I've begged Macklemore to release me from this hold, but he will not!