1. "No, I wasn't taking a NAP or anything."
2. "What'd you just say about Zayn? You better take that back."
3. "Why are you kissing me, bro? Heard of consent?"
4. "If you don't know the yoga poses then ASK THE INSTRUCTOR."
5. "Um, this is the best you could do with the decor?"
6. "Fuck y'all paparazzi, always waiting outside my house."
7. "🎶 Sugar... yes please... 🎶 Aren't you glad I changed the music at your lame party?"
8. "A weave? LOL, they're called edges, you had them when you were my age."
9. "Y'all gossiping about me? Wanna say it to my face?"
10. "I just got my hair done can you NOT?"
11. "Please don't turn this photo into a stupid meme about your 'legs day' workout."
12. "Mom stop kissing me, it's the first day of school, my friends will see!"
13. "How's that fence tho?"
14. "Mom they wanted a photo of me not you."
15. "Like, are you even a real zebra, or..."
