The concept is amazing - I laughed… but the actual filmic qualities of the commercial are lacking. It has some pretty bland color correcting, dim lighting, some slow editing choices (probably because of the lack of angles), and the problem of cutting within too small of an angle difference. Otherwise - hilarious.

Umm… #9 is a nike lens that allows you to play sports with UV eye protection. I don't think that fail at all.

The Tree is the Stanford band mascot. It isn't the school mascot. The original mascot for Stanford was an indian, but they changed that due to it being politically incorrect and all. Also, the reason that the Tree costume is so janky is because each year, the new person elected to be the tree has to design their own costume.

Why is he a goalkeeper when he all he does is do trick shots? Just sayin'.

“There's a reason Macs are the industry standard for multimedia design.” Because they stole their company design?

I openly left the name open on this pic on purpose.