18 Flirty Jokes That Prove That Scots Have All The Best Lines

    "Ken what this kilt is made of? Boyfriend material." H/T Evening Times.

    1. Who doesn't love a frisky, biscuit-based pun?

    2. For when you're looking to dispel any myths about Nessie's existence:

    3. Or you just want to let someone know how much they mean to you:

    4. Perhaps you're interested in establishing their ancestry:

    5. Wearing a kilt is basically a chat-up line in itself:

    6. Complimenting a woman on the hours she's put in down the salon is always a winner:

    7. It wouldn't be Scotland without a mention of the bagpipes:

    8. Who says romance is dead?

    9. One for the more environmentally conscious:

    10. If you're feeling really brave:

    11. Answering the question on everyone's mind.

    12. Poetry that Burns himself would be proud of.

    13. Looking to set up one of your mates?

    14. If you're not one for small talk.

    15. It's impossible not to be wooed.

    16. There's nothing better than when someone notices all the hours you've been putting in working on your physique.

    17. One for the sports fans (well, the Celtic fans anyway).

    18. And finally, if you're looking for a more long-term commitment.