Buzz·Posted on 8 Oct 201519 Brutally Honest Confessions From A Tesco WorkerThe customer is always a bit of a knob.by Iona St JosephBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. We're taught not to look for the barcode when scanning items because it wastes time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. And if we're stuck for conversation with a customer at the checkouts, we're advised to talk about the weather. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. We often ask whether you want a bag on autopilot, before realising that you've only bought two things. View this photo on Instagram 4. In short, working on the checkouts is the absolute worst. View this photo on Instagram 5. And when the store is empty, it gets about 10 times more boring. View this photo on Instagram 6. When you ask us to check the storeroom for something, we always take the opportunity to have a little sit down in the back. View this photo on Instagram 7. We don't want to accompany you to the right aisle to help find the exact item you're looking for, but we have to. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. The codes for items that don't scan are imprinted on our brains forever. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. We have to ID you if you look under 25. View this photo on Instagram 10. Our customers can be extremely bratty. Ash @Ashley_M_Taylor Don't fucking throw your clubcard at me when I told you we have to charge 5p for carrier bags. I gave you a weeks notice! #tescoproblems 05:18 PM - 29 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite No madam, I can't give you a discount because there is a tiny tear in the top of your box of Coco Pops. Yes sir, I did hear that you could get your magazine cheaper somewhere else because you are LITERALLY YELLING IN MY FACE. 11. But the worst customers are the ones who graze as they shop. View this photo on Instagram 12. A really enthusiastic "Have a nice day!" is usually reserved for the shittiest of customers. View this photo on Instagram 13. It's really difficult to hold in our opinions when we see a customer pack their shopping incorrectly. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. But we'll never stop smiling. View this photo on Instagram 15. We hear the "If it doesn't scan, it must be free!" joke approximately 400 times a day. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Rumbling is a welcome break from whatever arduous task we've been doing all morning. нαsεεß @Has96_ Hate when customers mess up my rumble #TescoProblems 01:36 PM - 12 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Clearing away all the cardboard is actually quite satisfying. 17. Our staff discount is only 10%. View this photo on Instagram 18. But the training video that we're shown when we start did teach us that lining your bags with tin foil ~might~ make theft easier. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. And finally, we'd rather you gave items you didn't want to us so we could put them back, instead of leaving them randomly round the store. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF