Big Boobs Are The Worst

Totally overrated.

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Who else makes holes in the sand?

Working out in 17 sports bras.

Bras for women with big boobs are the ugliest things ever made. Try feeling sexy in THIS.

Don't even think about a strapless wedding dress.

Sometimes, you need a little help.

When the bride just HAS to have strapless dresses for the bridal party. This happens ALL. NIGHT. LONG.

Yeah. Good luck with button downs.

Spaghetti straps are also a NEGATIVE.

Or when you're trying shoulder stand in yoga and your boobs essentially are trying to eat your face. Nom nom nom.

Everyone refers to them as "melons" and thinks it's funny. It's not.

Sometimes, this is the only compliment people can think to give you.

Eye contact is nearly impossible.

You get this question ALL THE DAMN TIME.

Motor-boating…it’s not sexy, and it’s not funny.

Boob envy. Everyone tells you how lucky you are and how they're sooooooOooOoOooo jealous.

Yep.

Do you know how much these things weigh? Back pains + digits on the scale = UGH.

HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA yeah right HAHAHAHHHAHAAHAH

Uniboobs are disgusting.

It smells awful, btw. Try some deodorant. Seriously, it works.

Don't even bother with string. You'll have to shop in the Plus Size or Maternity section for a bathing suit.

People will ask if they make good pillows.

And the worst part of big boobs... People forget there's a PERSON attached to them! Slightly more difficult to get respect from pretty much everyone.