“Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah’s picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
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Cowboy Church is a 40 year old movement that has recently grown in popularity. Boots are used in place of offering plates, baptisms take place in horse troughs, churches hold rodeos for Jesus and, of course sermons are often led by Walker, Texas Ranger.
Rock of Love contestant, Niki aka “DJ Lady Tribe,” shares her original rap written on the back of a genital herpes and gonorrhea care pamphlet. Sexy! Later in the clip she takes a shot from a test tube inserted in a fellow contestant.
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“FACEBOOK addicts: it’s time to have sex, eat out, talk to a mate and, most importantly, stay offline.”
“Due to his enormous weight, Manuel was not able to consummate his wedding. Then his friends came up with an idea to build him a sex ramp with resistant concrete. The ramp allowed the man to raise the lower half of his body and his wife received a better access to Uribe’s private parts.”
Thanksgiving-themed parody of a popular Nintendo cooking game, Mama the Chef is evil and thirsty for blood! Try it now to see if you’re meaner than Mama!