16 Things We Turn Down For During The Summer

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT...?! Oh...

1. Day Jobs

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*Why we turn down:* Day jobs entail that you wake up early in the morning and you're not about that life. Let's face it.

2. Summer School

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*Why we turn down:* Uhhh... the words "school" and "summer" do not mix. Duh. Take it from Bueller: summer is meant for beaches and music festivals, NOT math, english, and science, OH MY!

3. Season Finales

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*Why we turn down:* Because there's nothing good on television after the last week of May. You're telling me to wait another FIVE months to watch television?! [Sighs] Flips through re-runs.

4. Heat

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*Why we turn down:* It's too hot to turn up.

5. Reading

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*Why we turn down:* I do this involuntarily during the other parts of the year. Plus who turns up for reading?

6. De-socializing

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*Why we turn down:* For students, after leaving campus, we realize that going back home, we have no one to chill with. Our friends actually have plans during the summer, so we have no choice but to CHILL WITH THE FAM. [barfs]

7. Home

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*Why we turn down:* No offense. I love my family, but they just drive me crazy sometimes. OKAY. ALL TIMES.

8. Working Out

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*Why we turn down:* Hey, did you know that 90% of the lies we make is to ourselves?

9. Bugs

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*Why we turn down:* This is the season when mosquitoes and other pests reign the Earth.

10. Rising Gas Prices

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*Why we turn down:* Higher gas prices = no vacation :( Me needs vacation. Also the saddening fact that barely a gallon of gas costs more than a full Big Mac meal.

11. Illnesses

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*Why we turn down:* Apparently, summer colds occur more than one realizes.

12. Cleaning

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*Why we turn down:* Uhhhh... the gif explains it all?

13. Smells

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*Why we turn down:* One simply cannot turn up if it smells like ass all summer long.

14. Social Networking

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*Why we turn down:* JUST STOP TORTURING ME WITH ENDLESS PICS OF YOUR TRIP TO SPAIN. I get it: your life = fabulous. My life = miserable.

15. Hurricanes

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*Why we turn down:* NOPE.

16. CHILDREN

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*Why we turn down:* Their happy shrills = the end of what's left of my happiness