This is awesome. One of the best uses of turtles I've ever seen.

Hey you guys, I hope you're having a lot of fun with this joke. I just wanted to let you all know that when I was 5 my mother was driving my brother to soccer practice one day when one of her front wheels hit a turtle. In the ensuing accident my mother was killed and my brother permanently paralyzed. So, HAHA, laugh it up everybody!

I hope to God that eagle kills and eats her. The only good Colburtle is a dead Colburtle.

If you don't click them will they die? That's the only possible upside to this “game”. The only good turtle is a dead turtle.

Flip that wok over and fry it. The only good turtle is a food turtle.

This only adds insult to injury. Disgusting.

This is an excellent example of why turtles are so horrible. You know who else could breath through their butts? Nazis.

Fact: all turtles have bad breath. It's one of the worst things about turtles.